BOOYAH.

So. My awesome platforms that were stolen from my car last month and can be found NOWHERE? Yeah, I totes just bid on them on ebay. Also, these ones (yes, these ones) are actually my size instead of a size too large. AND for the same price I paid at TJ Maxx, plus shipping. BOOYAH.

Speaking of heels: I've never really written about this before, but...

Yes, I'm tall. Yes, I've spent most of my life lusting after shoes I thought I couldn't wear because I was "too" tall.

Maybe it's the derby girl in me now, but to hell with that noise.

For starters, I can't hide that I'm tall. I'm tall when I'm flat-footed. People have always commented anyway, so what's another 3-4-5 inches?

Second, I'm a grown-ass woman and will do what I want.

Third, if it makes you uncomfortable, that's your problem, not mine. Don't like it? Don't stand next to me.

ETA: Won the auction. They are in transit to my house as I type.