Dec. 1, 2006: Baby, it's cold outside

But where the hell is all this "winter weather"? Wasn't there supposed to be snow and ice and sleet? There's nothing on the ground. Not that I'm complaining or anything, because personally, I can't get far enough away from the stuff. But they made such a huge deal out of it. It was the top story in the paper today. But the streets are dry, man! And only a few big, puffy white clouds in the sky! Some kids are having a snow day today! There's no snow! I just want to know what happened. The weather channel website's radar is totally clear now. Like I said though, I'm happy. Yeah. Cause we don't have a shovel. Or salt...