27 October 2011

Nov. 21, 2006: It's funnier if you picture Chandler saying it...

Current mood:lethargic
Every so often, I use the "Browse" link to see if anyone i know (or used to know) has signed up for Myspace recently, and going through them all just a minute ago, I have to wonder:
Could there BE any more porn? 
There were dozens of girls calling themselves things like 'wetpuss4u' and 'deeplove' accompanied by headless pics of girls in corsets and thongs. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there is quite a market for this.  But does it have to be on Myspace?  It seems like there are ten times as many as there were a month or so ago. Can't Tom or whoever is in charge get rid of some of it? Because it's not like they are serious profiles. Here's the thing: If they were all new and different and creative, that would be one thing.  But there were only about four different pics total used on the dozens of profiles.
Sorry for the rant.  For those of you looking for adult entertainment, if you click the browse link, there's plenty to be had right here in the tristate area.
Peace out.
P.S. On a related note, as I was watching late-night TV the other night (really the only kind I see anymore), there was the typical myriad date-by-phone ads.  You know the ones I mean. ("The girls are local, and it's totally cheap!" No joke.) But there was a new one!  It was for (and I'm being totally serious here) sugardaddyforme.com.  Just as the url promises, it's for older men looking for young women.  One man was relieved he found the site because he felt good that he had someone to take care of (Yeah. That's why he feels good.) One of the girls was happy because in the past, she had to take care of her loser boyfriends--even financially. Hilarity ensues. God bless America.

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